im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
- Me: Fuck you're good at cuddling.
- Me: Shh don't speak.
When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.