follow him he has a mad blog!
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
grapes with seeds can go to hell
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
shoutout me please
tbh most of my childhood has been spent calculating the difference between my age and that of some twenty-some musician and then trying to figure out if i could date them or not
“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewlery box with a letter that said ‘Will you Gogh to prom with me?’ Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.” -Matthew Gray Gubler